In this thread you post hilarious or generally epic quotes from whatever. NO I do not want to see any "Luke, I am your father!" or other well-known Star Wars lines. If you've got any, make it the less-noticed ones.
Here, I'll take my favourite ones:
"Negotiations will be short."
Later:
"You were right about one thing, Master: the negotiations were short."
And now for Tales of Symphonia quotes! YAY!:
Zelos: "Don't fall for me honey."
Sheena: "Never."
Marta: "As if!"
Emil: "If you want, I'll introduce you to some of the female monsters."
Zelos: "God, this is just depressing."
Raine: "That wasn't much of a threat."
Genis: "Good going, she-devil!"
R. Emil: "I guess all of that violence helped."
Raine: "Oh look, two more monsters."
R. Emil: "I'm not a monster!"
Genis: "I told you she's a devil!"
Raine: "If you know the enemy, and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
Marta: "That's so true!"
R. Emil: "Yeah."
Raine: "Then let's begin our lesson on monsters."
R. Emil/Marta: "Wut?!"
Lloyd: "How'd you like THAT?"
Kratos: "Overconfidence breeds carelessness."
Raine: "You need to focus!"
Lloyd: "Ugh... I'm sorry."
And now, more Zelos time, because he's hilarious:
Zelos: "Hey, you're pretty good in that fight."
Sheena: "You think so?"
Zelos: "Good thing you got something other than your chest going for you."
Sheena: "YOU READY TO DIE?!?"
Kratos: "We must protect..."
Presea: "...this world..."
Sheena: "...with our own hands."
Zelos: "And speaking of hands, I think I'll put mine..."
Sheena: "Ugh, idiot!"
Zelos: "We rocked! You want some lessons on the L-word from the master?"
Marta: "You mean 'loser'?"
Zelos: "Kids these days are some mean."
Zelos: "Bow down to the top dog!"
Colette: "Zelos, you're a dog?"
Zelos: "No, that's not what I--"
R. Emil: "You better be house trained."
Zelos: "HEY!"
Zelos: "That was totally gnarly."
Emil: "People still use 'gnarly'?"
Zelos: "You don't pull any punches do you?"
Zelos: "No one stands a chance against the great Zelos!"
Marta: "'Great'?"
Emil: (sarcastically) "Yes, you're amazing."
Zelos: "That's it?"
Zelos: "No one stands a chance against the great Zelos!"
Lloyd: "You mean no one can stand YOU, right?"
Zelos: "That's what I was waiting for, bud!"
Genis: "He's just starving for attention."
Zelos: "I... I can't... take this anymore!"
Lloyd: "What's wrong, Zelos?"
Zelos: "Too much testosterone... can't breathe!"
Regal: "Emil, don't grow up to be like him."
Emil: "I won't!"
Zelos: "Hey, where's the love?"
Zelos: "You see that? Lord Zelos' super attack is invincible!"
Lloyd: "So, who should we fight next?"
Genis: "How about that red-haired Chosen guy?"
Zelos: "Whoa, whoa! you're just kidding right?"
Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Genis: "Uh, yeah!"
Kratos: "Uh-huh."
Zelos: "I don't get excited watching guys."
Lloyd: "Yuck! All guys!"
(Apparently even Lloyd suffers Zelos Syndrome.)
And now I'm all out of Zelos, so you'll have to make do with Lloyd's antics:
Lloyd: "Did everyone see me?"
Genis: "You were great, Lloyd!"
Kratos: "We're counting on you."
Lloyd: "Eeewww."
Lloyd: "Lookit Mr. President, struttin' his stuff!"
Regal: "Erm..."
Lloyd: "Heha! You're turning re~ed!"
Huge wall of text is huge.
Here's some V for Vendetta quotes, plus a few of my own:
Good evening, London. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, thereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone's death or the end of some awful bloody struggle, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now high chancellor, Adam Sutler. He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end that silence. Last night I destroyed the Old Bailey, to remind this country of what it has forgotten. More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives. So if you've seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one year from tonight, outside the gates of Parliament, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot. -V
This Vicious Cabaret by V:
hey say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
They say that life's a game, then they take the board away.
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
Then leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret...
In no-longer-pretty cities there are fingers in kitties.
There are warrants, forms, and chitties and a jackboot on the stair.
Sex and death and human grime, in monochrome for one thin dime,
But at least the trains all run on time but they don't go anywhere.
Facing their Responsibilities either on their backs or on their knees
There are ladies who just simply freeze and dare not turn away
And the widows who refuse to cry will be dressed in garter and bow-tie
And be taught to kick their legs up high in this vicious cabaret.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The ballet on the burning stage.
The documentary see
Upon the fractured screen
The dreadful poem scrawled upon the crumpled page...
There's a policeman with an honest soul that has seen whose head is on the pole
And he grunts and fills his briar bowl with a feeling of unease.
But he briskly frisks the torn remains for a fingerprint or crimson stains
And endeavors to ignore the chins that he walks in to his knees.
while his master in the dark nearby inspects the hands, with a brutal eye,
That have never brushed a lover's thigh but have squeezed a nation's threat.
But he hungers in his secret dreams for the harsh embrace of cruel machines
But his lover is not what she seems and she will not leave a note.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The Situation Tragedy
Grand Opera slick with soap
Cliffhangers with no hope
The water-colour in the flooded gallery...
There's a girl who'll push but not shove and is desperate for her father's love
She believes the hand beneath the glove maybe one she needs to hold.
Though she doubts her hosts moralities she decides she is more at ease
In the Land Of Doing What You Please than outside in the cold.
But the backdrop's peel and the sets give way and the cast gets eaten by the play
There's a murderer at the Matinee, there are dead men in the aisles
And the patrons and actors too are uncertain if the show is through
And with side-long looks await their cue but the frozen mask just smiles.
At last! The 1998 Show!
The torch-song no one ever sings
The curfew chorus line
The comedy divine
The bulging eyes of puppets strangled by their strings
There's thrills and chills and girls galore, sing-songs and surprises
There's something hear for everyone, (reserve your seat today)
There's mischief and malarkies but no queers or yids or darkies
Within this bastard's carnival, this vicious cabaret.
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'We live in a world of people in chains. We are all born with that ability to make our dreams a reality, but most people layer themselves with restrictions by telling themselves that their dreams are impossible to achieve. There are those people, such as myself, that realize the truth: Nothing is impossible in a world where you follow your dream and refuse to give into the poison that is the crowd. The crowd hungers to absorb us all, and our dreams with it. It is because I will never be one of the normal that I turn my face from your tarnished world where only the select can have dreams, can truely live. I turn away and face the cold night wind that blows across the hills in my world where everyone is free and as long as you can see the stars, anything is possible.' -Mastermind
You think you know pain? You know nothing until you watch as, one by one, the ones you thought loved you abandon you when you finally trust them enough to show them your true face. Only then can you see the truth, only then can you look at the world and say the words that echo in the dark places in your heart, the darkness that will grow to encompass your entire being. It is because I know pain that I will stand up against this world and make sure it understands my pain. Get ready world, I'm about to drag you down into my madness.-Mastermind
Don't forget the quotes from J.O'Barr's
The Crow.
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Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
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"There's a body on the railings
that I can't identify
and I'd like to reassure you
but I'm not that kind of guy.
"It's a Raymond Chandler evening
and the pavement is all wet
and I'm lurking in the shadows
because it hasn't happened . . . . yet."
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There is more than one way to purify the soul . . . .
There is absolution and redemption, salvation and a means to an end.
And if some of these axioms are of opposing polarities there is, at least, some consolation in the fact that they have a common ground.
[Death]
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It's not death if you refuse it . . .
It is if you accept it.
The book is filled with amazing quotes but I'm way too lazy to list them all.
Seriously an amazing book. I would reccommend it to anyone who is really mature enough to read it. It's violent and raw but freaking incredible.
I wanted to give you the privilege.
Hahaha, you're right. I'll edit this once I get some more up (on battery power at the moment so I can only stay on for like 10 minutes - crap battery, I know >_>)
C'mon, we've had enough pure epic for now. Anyone got some funny quotes to go along with the epic?
I gotta say, I can't stand any book, TV show or video game that doesn't have some funny in there.
Well, I do have a few... One has the F word in it, but it is a nice quote. Should I say it anyway? Well... Okay. I will even be nice and lead you into it.
Rocky Horror Picture Show; before the Sonic Transducer is activated.
Janet: We're trapped!
Frank: It's something you'll get used to - A mental mind #### can be nice.
And it is quite funny, while also being an epic quote. Might even be funny to saw out loud whenever someone in a game or movie said something like "We're trapped" or "I'm trapped."
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
"Women are like angels, but when you break their wings off they simply continue to fly... on a broomstick... they're flexible like that."
Atrius, that was win.
More Tales of Symphonia stuff:
Arena announcer: "The Ironing Board with wings! Colette Brunel!"
Colette: "Hey, I'm not flat enough to be called that!"
(Yes you are, Colette, yes you are.)
Arena announcer: "The Dream Traveller from Ozette! Presea Combatir!"
Presea: "Wahoo."
(Presea is win right here. Don't ask me why. I don't know.)
Arena announcer: "Mizuho's WOW! Sheena Fujibayashi!"
Sheena: "I... just where are you looking at?!"
(Wow, Sheena, just, wow.)
"Ware wa meshia nari! Hahahaha!"
Quote"Women are like angels, but when you break their wings off they simply continue to fly... on a broomstick... they're flexible like that."
Holy, wow. That is a pretty sexist quote. It almost reminds me of Bugs Bunny, one time when he said something about women being like witches...
Also...
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
Have a nice day.
Edit: It also reminds me of a sexist quote that Jughead from the Archie comics once said. If I can find it, I will post it (and then we have another excuse for spreading hatred of the Archie comics).
I get no respect. Even my girlfriend gives me no respect. She called me up one day and told me "Come on over, nobodies home." So I got dressed and went over, the lights were off. Nobody was home! - Rodney Dangerfield
Now for some Groucho Marx.
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas, but how he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. I intend to read it someday. -
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
I chased after a girl for four years before I realized we have the same tastes. We're both crazy about women!
"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva." Josh Groban
"This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." Oscar Wilde
Quote from: me, in a Smash Bros. RP at a different forum (fighting Galleom)"You're kidding, right? I have to fight a TANK?!? By MYSELF???" he mused aloud. "This is gonna suck. Well, come on then, you ugly golf cart! Let's go!"
Apparently stung by the insult, the tank transformed into a massive mecha about three times Alirin's height. "Huh, so there was a giant ugly metal golfer inside the ugly golf cart! Who knew?"
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Quote3. desu
Japanese word commonly used to indicate the speaker is a retarded wannabe Japanese anime-whore
As in:
OMG, Inuyasha is the best, desu!
My WOW marriage fell through, it sucks, desu!
Do you like my new cat ears? I just bought them along with a large collection of leather belts, desu!
I am a massive power tool, desu!
Goddammit I know people like this >_>[/spoiler]
lol at Urban Dictionary.
You've got a jacked up notion of fair play pal, and it's starting to piss me off!
"Caesar: Isn't this a work of art?" (http://i55.tinypic.com/15phitv.jpg)
You. have. NO IDEA.
You won't get past these..... MANLY BICEPS!
There's a small but seperate forum for discussing a hack I'm currently working on, but some of the stuff said there is just... hilarious.
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"Viktor's massive biceps couldn't be contained! [...] He makes Chun Li's thighs look like chicken legs!"
"Leknaat. She appears to nearly every hero in the Suikoden Games, offering guidance. She's like Yoda, except hot."
"Rody, you do realize that broom is your mother, right?"
"W-whaaaat?"
"And I'm your father."
"That can't be!"
"It's true, Rody... have I ever lied to you before?"
"I have the voice of a twelve year old in the body of a cat furry 20 year old! Am... am I creepy?"
"Isn't this painting a work of art?" ~ Caesar
"Oh, oh, and Guillaume, aka Scottish Pedobear.
'OCH, I like ickle bairns.'"
" Sgt. Joe reaches level 50! Sgt. Joe wants to learn the move Splash. But Sgt. Joe can't remember anymore moves! XD XD"
"Neclord > Edward Cullen"
"But she'd be too dead to teleport!"
"What's wrong with manly men wanting to stand further apart?"
"The beginning when Caesar becomes intimate with the cabinets? [...] ...picturing Caesar having candlelit dinner with the cabinet. He really seems to like it in that one screen shot."
"Whose body are you going to control, youpervert?"
[in reference to Luc] HE...... DIES! In suikoden 1 if you let him lol. Automatically win 3!"
"I HAVE TO PEE.. SO BAD! I'M GONNA DO IT.. RIGHT HERE!"
" D:< SASARAI IS NOT A PENIS "
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Make the boys do it!
Get out of the way b*tch!
Marisa Kirisame against Reimu Hakurei in imperishable night
This is my story, and you're not part of it.
Who put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!?!?!
"At least High School of the Dead isn't the last anime I watched anymore. That's the good news. Now onto the bad news..."
[...]
"It's like taking your memories of Disneyland, pouring them in gasoline, then setting them on fire. Then, multiply that feeling by one million billion." - me on a "certain (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BarefootGen)" anime. And yes, this is really how I felt... although its kinda funny now that I read it (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HilariousInHindsight). The other comments weren't funny though, just kinda reminded me of the nightmare fuel that I went through and hooooolyyy @#$%. Yay?
not to say that its not good. just. @#$%&*!. scary as @#$%
If I knew they that evil, I would have drawn my blade. Stealing a man's sword is bad enough, but selling it for booze!?
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Edward is depressed because he was left out.
crazybuizel 10 hours ago
@crazybuizel edward's always depressed. hes like an emo train...maybe he's gay, but in the closet? he is rather camp tbh....
franquesoMDV 9 hours ago
@franquesoMDV Maybe its because he's devoid of any character and personality, unlike all the others. But you could be right. Maybe its both?
crazybuizel 9 hours ago
@crazybuizel yeah, and if he is gay, maybe henry's up for it...
this is a f$#%ing weird conversation-gay trains?!?!?!
On
Thomas the Tank Engine The Railway Series of all things.
"Never mind. I'm taking this toaster with me for interrogation."
I guess all we can do is find out what's in there. And by "we", I mean "Chio". And by "find out what's in there", I mean "it was nice knowing you."
-Boz, "The Paradoxical Parable"
Quote from: the_master1124 on 18, February, 2011, 08:05:51 AM
Who Said this...?
"I'm afraid he has succumbed to the ravages of time."
[spoiler]Alex in Gs 2 when informing Felix and the gang of Lord Babi's sad
maybe not! demise[/spoiler]
THERE IS NO FAIR. THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE IS JUST ME.
-Death
Stop, I am feeling sympathy!
Taken from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Fawful: I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you!
Fawful: If you are giving us the chase just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness!
Fawful: Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires!
Fawful: And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!
The mustard of your doom. lol.
"Great calamity kittens! I must be going insane!"
Shock has never been expressed in such noble words as Great Calamity Kittens.
Taken from Magical Starsign:
Master Chard: Your plans are as transparent as soggy rice paper!
Master Chard: And I am the crazed sumo wrestler crashing through the wet paper bag that is your pathetic scheme!
Why do they call it a brothel? Does it have something to do with broth? Oh, Merrill, you have some of the most quotable lines in Dragonage 2, that you do.
Ash: Team Rocket, prepare for trouble! On second thought, make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation?
James: To unite all people within our nation?
Ash: Maybe you think I'm a little too "brash", but the master is here and my name is "Ash"!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: My Pokémon travel faster than the speed of light. Surrender now, or you're in for a fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
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Meowth: [an explosion] Somebody busted in!
Ash:Prepare for trouble.
Misty: And you can make that triple.
Brock: To protect the world from devastation.
Ash & Misty: To unite all peoples within our nation.
Jessie: This was just...
James: ...too good...
Meowth: ...to last.
Ash: You've got that right.
Pikachu: Pika!
Misty: We're defending the beauty of truth and love.
"The Nuclear Bomb is ready, hah...hah...hah"
Pilot of the Helix Helicopter
Game: Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour.