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« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2011, 12:51:24 AM »

Re: Left 4 Dead stories.
That's always what happens to me, my team just doesn't know how to survive.
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« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2011, 08:28:48 AM »

White Knight Chronicles
Noobs.  Noobs everywhere.
Multiplayer.  I'm a Spear Tank.  My partners are three Longsword users.

Okay so...what a lot of people don't realize in WKC is Longsword users are meant to be the damage dealers of the group.  Their attacks are powered mainly by their agility stat, which helps them dodge and avoid knockdown as well.  Strength also factors in but not as much as Agility.  For spears?  Vitality increases the power of our attacks, which is also the stat that increases our defense.  The ideal setup is LS's are to be in cloth or at least light armor so their speed isn't hindered.  As a tank, it's my job to be in heavy armor.

What do I have here?  Three longsword users who have ignored agility, prioritized only strength, ignored Dexterity...the prime stat that lets you HIT ANYTHING and they are all wearing heavy armor.  At this point we are getting ready to do the most spammed quest on WKC, Best Served Cold, also known as Big Red Runs because the boss is a fire giant named Big Red.

This is by far the EASIEST quest in the game that by the time you are level 25, you can do the first tier version of this quest by yourself.  On the second stage, he is considerably stronger, but it is possible to defeat him with just one person.  As I enter this quest, the three immediately burst out laughing at my build for being a spear tank.

Then come the insults and boasting that LS is the best class around, as is natural of LS idiots who don't do anything but this quest repeatedly.  I just sigh and ask if we can just do the quest.  They laugh again and tell me to go kill things since it's obvious I'm going to be nothing more than a leech on this run.  I shrug, and the match starts.  I start building up ability chips so I can use my stronger attacks and combos.  Once I got my bar full and was ready for the fight, they had just made it to the boss.

They all said they could do this quest by themselves and told me not to interfere at all.  However I noticed something that was very, very wrong.  Their health wasn't full!  They either had a quarter to full or near half left!  Seeing how the three of them simply ran to the boss and ignored the enemies the lack of HP made sense although they could have stopped to heal, but to to also ignore the enemies and not gain ANY AC?!

The three immediately went to work on attacking him...with Slash.  The default, second weakest and simplest attack that the Longsword has.  Cue facepalm.  Granted they were doing a little bit of damage, but compared to how many times Big Red was knocking them over and how long it took for them to get up, it wasn't even worth noting because before they were even fully back up, Big Red would stomp on them, swipe at them or smash his club down, thus causing them to either fall down again or to get knocked backwards a bit.

Two minutes later and they were all on the ground dead.  If there were a facepalm emote, I would have used it.  Instead I had to settle with sigh.  So I pulled out my spear and five minutes later, I single handedly killed the boss without reviving any of the LS users.  Once we got back to town, all three of them blocked me.  Not my fault Big Red used his ultimate move and shattered their pride.  But hey, if you tempt karma too much, it will get back at you.

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« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2011, 08:10:34 PM »

Hm... too much combo, not enough stupid longsword users. Not one of your better ones, unfortunately.

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[9:00:50 PM] Randel Peltier: Ok...what did I do last night?
[9:01:19 PM] Kain: Something boring, repetitive, and lasted for about sixty seconds.
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[10:45:08 AM] Salanewt: But yeah, the elemental phalluses are being... Stroked up by Saturos and co., and the energy will go towards... Mt. Muffin, where the Golden Climax will arise.
[7:28:42 PM] Salanewt: An added bonus is that Isaac and co. were trying to stop Saturos and co. because their beliefs state that Mt. Muffin should remain a virgin.
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[9:54:21 PM] Randel Peltier: Guess the number in my head an you get to pick what I say. Number between 1-10
[9:54:28 PM] leaf: 11
[9:54:36 PM] Randel Peltier: @#$%!
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[8:38:13 PM] Randel Peltier: Shes like this queen up on a pedastal that I have yet to court.
[8:38:29 PM] Kain: You've tried courting her.
[8:38:43 PM] leaf: and failed spectacularly
[8:38:44 PM] Randel Peltier: Ive tried...shes the best dating game ever.
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[12:24:35 AM] Salanewt: I need to find a picture of a naked person to put on the Christmas tree next year.
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[2:19:06 PM] Zeadra: wait... Rief's a guy???
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[1:09:57 PM] Zeadra: well if you want to know if its a new effect or something weird, just check GS1, if side step is there maby it is the nimble dodge thing
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« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2011, 02:13:27 AM »

He's not lying about Longsword users.  The rarest thing you'll EVER find in that game is a person who's using that weapon correctly.  Worst part is, they made fun of him for being a 'worthless tank', despite spears being the most powerful weapon in the first game.

I've been made fun of for being a mage, too.  They shut up when I one-shotted the entire group that was kicking their asses.  God, I hate Longsword users... How much I'd give to work with one who wasn't an idiot.
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« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2011, 09:32:06 AM »

Time for another story.

Modern Warfare 2
Come closer...
Team Deathmatch

I had no idea what to expect because I was still new at the time, so I joined some random game and I went with the riot shield.  Now to those who don't play, the riot shield can block all bullets.  It can even help against some bombs but not if you're directly next to them or if a grenade launcher hits you right on.

Anyways, the match starts up and I head north.  Pretty soon I run into someone and freeze.  I quickly put my shield up and crouch to protect my feet and the guy starts shooting at me while I start waddling closer.  Well he starts backing up while shooting before he finally gives up and runs away.

I get back up and chase after him.  He turns around after some time and sees me still after him and he starts walking backwards while firing randomly.  I have my shield up and am still heading towards him.  He starts getting frantic as he's backing up and just unloads everything he has.  Grenades, flash bombs and he even pulled his pistol out, though that may have been because he wasted everything firing at me.

He finally backs himself into a wall and the panic that went on in front of me was hilarious.  He began jumped and moving around like crazy while still shooting, afraid to take his eyes off of me.  Once I got close he tried to knife me but because of the shield, it's not working and at this point he seems to realize there's a door next to him.  But it's too late because I had already been bashing him with the shield and when he just managed to take a step outside, I killed him.

On the battlefield, you have to keep your wits about you.  Otherwise you wind up getting bludgeoned to death by a riot shield.

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« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2011, 06:04:30 PM »

Be happy that he wasn't smart, otherwise he would've thrown the flash grenade and kill you from behind OR if he had a sentax (spelt wrong), he could throw it at your shield (it sticks) and kill you :P
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« Reply #21 on: January 29, 2011, 10:54:31 PM »

It's an FPS.  You expect people to actually fight intelligently?
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« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2011, 07:24:50 AM »

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Super Kain Kamikaze Attack!
Team Deathmatch

Well it's later on in my career of this game and I'm simply hunting for awards to level up and I decided to try and kill someone and myself with a grenade.  Well it's not as easy as one may think.  Most of the time, you run into people and they either kill you or you kill them and that leaves no chance for you to cook a grenade and kill them.

Well one day I was running around looking for someone to try and sneak up on when what to my amazement, there's someone standing near the doorway to a shack.  Right as he turns and looks at me, I had pulled the pin of the grenade and began to run towards him.  Instead of shooting me, he panicked, backed up and tried to run away, only to hit the dead end in the shack.  He turned just in time to seem me run up to him laughing like a maniac before the grenade exploded in my hand and killed the two of us.

The hate mail afterwords was so worth the laughs though.  Just goes to show, if you don't do the smart thing and take care of the problem, it'll just come back to bite you in the butt.

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« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2011, 10:51:09 AM »

lol. i totally wish i could see the mail, that musta been way too much fun XD
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« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2011, 12:23:43 AM »

It's an FPS.  You expect people to actually fight intelligently?
Some people do and when they do....... O_O
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« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2011, 09:26:00 PM »

When they do, they're usually your friends gathered together for a gaming session.  If it's just some random person, odds are it's some punk @#$ kid with a rated X mouth and his joyful jock buddies.
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2011, 12:54:12 AM »

Dead Rising 2
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Multiplayer.  I'm at the max level.  My friend is level 2

So we were messing around in DR2.  My friend is pretty new to it and had asked me for some help with the game, to which I agreed and we were now on a level up run for him.  Every time you rescue a survivor you get anywhere from 5,000 to 10,000 PP...or experience points in this game, and with my help we were going at a fast rate.

Suddenly, the two of us jump on the little pink bicycles and start having a race.  As we were racing, we found the mail cart and he stopped to investigate, not knowing that it triggered a boss fight.  Once the postal mail man began attacking us, he asked me to stay back and see if he could handle him.  I laughed, oh how I laughed.  But I told him go ahead, I'll be on standby.

So as he was doing that, I pulled out a Pain killer drink (made by mixing beer and beer in a blender.  It heals a lot of HP and decreases the damage you take.) and waited.  After many run up and hit him attempts and running away while trying to shoot attempts only to get bombed, shotgunned, kicked and smacked with the shotgun until he was dead (to which I revived him with the painkiller.) he finally gave in and told me to deal with him.

Now he did well.  He took the boss 1/8th of the way down.  I equipped my knife gloves (made by combining a bowie knife and boxing gloves.) and ran up to the guy.  My friend was mumbling, (That isn't going to work, he just shot me.) right as the guy aimed at me, I ran to the side, knowing full well he doesn't turn fast and when he fired, I rolled out of the way, much to my friends amazement.

The mail man was shortly stunned after firing three shots in the same direction, so I ran up and started slicing him.  I got in three slices with the gloves and the mans health was below half now, much to my friends shock.  The mailman ran away and was dropping bombs as he ran.  I stopped and rolled backwards to avoid them.

Once he stopped in one spot, I got behind the pillar and waited for him to move again.  He did so and when he stopped, he started doing the aiming thing again.  I ran around him and when I was at his back side, he fired his three shots and I finished him off.  My friend got 12,000 PP and leveled up.  "Okay...from now on, you're on boss duty!" he told me.

I laughed and said, "Alright.  Let's go fight another one." and we took off to go do the "Everybody Knows Slappy" quest.  Now, for those of you who have played the game, you may have thought Slappy was pretty freaky (I still do.) and he was hard to fight.  Now something you may not have known is, his voice actor?  The same voice actor for Light Yagami from Death Note.

Once we got to the area, my friend asked me.  "Just how good are you at this game?" to which I replied, "Way too good."  He laughed for a bit and said, "Fine.  Kill the next boss without any weapons." I turned and looked at him.  "Alright." and he got silent.  Now I've only told Role this but I have been finding ways to kill all the bosses without the use of weapons and without getting hit.

So when the Slappy fight started, I jumped up and kicked him when he came rolling towards me.  He fell on his butt and I ran up and power punched him twice and rolled away.  He got up and started spinning in circles with his flamethrowers active.  I waited until he started to die down and I ran up and kicked him again, knocking him down again.  I kept this process up for about three minutes, each power punch taking off a small, but noticeable portion of his health until I finally killed him.  Barehanded and without taking damage.

My friend then declared that it was now my job to fight every boss.  I wouldn't have it any other way.  It just goes to show, if you've got the skills, don't be afraid to implement them.  Some may hate you, some may love you.  But that's the risk you take.

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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2011, 10:05:31 AM »

Modern Warfare 2
One Bad Man
Multiplayer.  I'm using Commando (Extended melee distance and no falling damage.), Lightweight (Move faster, ability to aim after climbing up something is faster.) and Marathon (Infinite sprinting and faster aiming.)  I even took the time to get 75 kills with a pistol to unlock the Tactical Knife, which speeds up my knife attacks.

So our team is losing pretty badly to some group of players who actually know the meaning of teamwork.  They never split up and they must be communicating by mic, I'm not sure, I just jumped in.  So far I've been unable to even take one of these guys down and they're the only ones on the other team.  I finally saw a chance when I had managed to sneak around and they were running towards something.

I quickly chased after them and one by one before they all even realized it, I went person to person and knifed them all in the back.  One after another, I killed all five of the enemy team, getting me the medal for doing so, getting the medal for killing their lead player and suddenly, we won the match due to them quitting.

Then, came the hate mail.  I kept this bit of hate mail and it was close to being deleted, but I have it and I'm posting it all here.  I'm editting out their names and curses.

P1:  You backstabbing fa**** why don't you try fighting us up front and fair?! F***ing fa*.
RE:  It's a war game, there is no "fairness" in combat.  I could easily complain about five of you taking up an entire enemy team but that'd get us nowhere.
RE:RE: Fu** you you piece of sh**.
RE:RE:RE:  No thanks.  I'd have to kill myself if I ever got intimate with you.

P2: WTF Cheap.
RE: True, it was a cheap shot, but you can't tell me you wouldn't do the same.
RE:RE: you got me there.

P3:  (First guy I knifed apparently.) cheap a** camper try fighting instead of hiding next time
RE:  Not my fault you guys were too busy to notice me and, oh, I don't know...stop.  Turn around and shoot me.
RE:RE:  im gonna kill your fa**** a**
RE:RE:RE: You mean like you did after I stabbed your entire group?  (no reply after this.)

P4: lol gay.
RE:  lol lrn2watchurback

P5: you suck man.  i cant believe the number of people who do that run and knife bullsh**.
RE: It works, much like how you were noob tubing across the map.
RE:RE: yeah but at least the grenade launcher isnt cowardly.
RE:RE:RE: Oh yeah, firing grenades across the map from distances nobody but snipers can counter is REALLY brave.
RE:RE:RE:RE: better than back stabbing
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: and tell me who rage quit after getting stabbed?
REx6: ur just a fu***** fa****
REx7: Aw, boo hoo.  Cry some moar, your tears are delicious.  You know if you spent half the time you do complaining watching your back, you wouldn't have this kind of trouble.
REx8: stfu bit** ur just a cheating a**h***
REx9: Says the noob tuber.  Learn to use an actual gun.
REx10: shut up it's a legit tactic
REx11: So is camping, but nobody likes it.  My attack was also legit.  It's a freaking war game.  There are no rules.  My objective is to kill you by any means necessary.
REx12: if i ever see you again im going to kill you
REx13: Not likely but whatever.  If you DO see me again, it'll most likely be me knifing you from the front.
REx14: u fu**** knifer
REx15: If I got close enough to knife you in the first place, you deserve it.
REx16: just stfu

Well it turns out, I found P5 in another match later and guess what...I knifed him again!

REx17:  Hey, miss me? =D
REx18: i fu**** hate you
REx19: Trust me, the feeling is mutual.  Bye~!

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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2011, 11:19:06 AM »

LOL at knife story.
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2011, 07:58:33 PM »

YESSSSS

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[9:00:50 PM] Randel Peltier: Ok...what did I do last night?
[9:01:19 PM] Kain: Something boring, repetitive, and lasted for about sixty seconds.
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[10:45:08 AM] Salanewt: But yeah, the elemental phalluses are being... Stroked up by Saturos and co., and the energy will go towards... Mt. Muffin, where the Golden Climax will arise.
[7:28:42 PM] Salanewt: An added bonus is that Isaac and co. were trying to stop Saturos and co. because their beliefs state that Mt. Muffin should remain a virgin.
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[9:54:21 PM] Randel Peltier: Guess the number in my head an you get to pick what I say. Number between 1-10
[9:54:28 PM] leaf: 11
[9:54:36 PM] Randel Peltier: @#$%!
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[8:38:13 PM] Randel Peltier: Shes like this queen up on a pedastal that I have yet to court.
[8:38:29 PM] Kain: You've tried courting her.
[8:38:43 PM] leaf: and failed spectacularly
[8:38:44 PM] Randel Peltier: Ive tried...shes the best dating game ever.
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[12:24:35 AM] Salanewt: I need to find a picture of a naked person to put on the Christmas tree next year.
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[2:19:06 PM] Zeadra: wait... Rief's a guy???
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[1:09:57 PM] Zeadra: well if you want to know if its a new effect or something weird, just check GS1, if side step is there maby it is the nimble dodge thing
[1:10:35 PM] Kioll: For once, you've contributed something useful.  o.O
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