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« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2011, 12:15:16 AM »

What a bunch of sore losers. They should've remembered that it's only a game.
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« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2011, 04:54:14 PM »

Left 4 Dead 2
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Yes, the title is the name of an achievement.  Moving on.  So I joined a random lobby on L4D2 and my group started with the Infected first.  Now as we're playing, we're getting our butts handed to us.  We have barely even damaged the survivors at all and they're too close knit to try and break apart.  We had absolutely no plans, my team was half mics, half no mics and the two of us that had mics...the other guy wouldn't help me think up a plan.

I got the Hunter and I went and spawned in one of the hotel rooms.  My plan was to try and pounce one of them when they came around the corner and hopefully if any were close, they'd suffer knock back and let me damage them a bit.  Well as I was waiting, my team was getting pissed that I wasn't doing anything.  One of the no mics suddenly got a mic and started yelling at me to do something.  "Yeah, yeah.  I've got a plan...hold your horses." I replied back.

When the survivors finally got around to getting near the room I was in, I waited for them to be right around the corner and I crouched.  The Hunter makes no noise when he's standing up, thus you can't tell he's around.  But once he crouches, he starts growling.  Once I got ready to pounce, they came around the corner and I leaped.  I jumped too far but the results were unbelievable.  I hit the player using Coach, and the knockback from my pounce hit the other three characters and they stumbled backwards and fell off of the ledge, making them incapacitated while I killed off Coach, thus winning the round for us because none of the survivors could save each other.

No one believes me when I say even though I can win the match for us if we get a Tank, give me a Hunter and I'll start doing damage.  Just goes to show, you don't need the best to outshine the rest.  A little bit of planning and your worst could be the best thing that ever happened to you.

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« Reply #32 on: February 03, 2011, 01:41:38 AM »

I LOVED that last Modern Warfare log. Best one yet :D
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« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2011, 02:31:09 AM »

Alright folks.  Time for another tale.

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This is a story on how I made one of my friends.  I had found a random lobby hosting the game and right as I entered the room the match started up, it appeared I was on infected.  Figuring it was no big deal, we started playing.  Now all of us had mics but we weren't really working together, yet both teams were able to keep the other from winning, thus making every stage a tie.  Finally, we were on a stage in Death Toll I believe and we were getting hit BAD.

About the middle of the stage the enemy team got a Tank and he managed to kill two of us.  The two of us that survived and managed to kill him?  We were in the red zone, heavily injured.  "If we're going to make it...we're going to have to work together." I told him.  "Yeah." he replied back and with that, we continued on our way.

Immediately he's grabbed by a Smoker and here comes a Hunter to get me, I quickly kill the Smoker to free him and then call out the Hunter, who right as it pounced me, he killed it.  We started moving again as fast as we could, considering our state of health, we were moving slowly.  Here came a horde.  "Get in the corner." I told him and he did.  I crouched down and pulled out my pistols since they had longer range than my shotgun and the two of us held off that horde.

Once the horde was done, we went outside onto the street and he got pounced.  I was getting ready to turn when I saw a Smoker and he shot his tongue at me.  I quickly fired like a madman with my shotgun and it killed the smoker.  I turned and killed the Hunter that had by now incapacitated him and right as I picked him up, I got hit by a hunter, but my health was really low, so just it landing on me incapacitated me.

Once he got the thing off of me and got me back up...my vision went black and white.  "I'm almost dead..." I muttered.  "Me too." he said.  "Alright...let's do this." I told him and we were off again.  A Boomer, two more Hunters and a Smoker all attacked at once.  This is where I got my Dead Stop achievement...it's where you punch a Hunter as he's pouncing you and stop him.

I shot the hunter, then I shot the smoker.  My ally got covered in boomer bile and right as I killed the thing, thinking it couldn't get any worse..."BWEEPBWEEPBWEEPBWEEPBWEEPBWEEP!!!" the loud wailing of a car alarm went off.  "Aw crap...run!" I told him.  (He killed the other Hunter, btw.)

Right as we made it to the door, we ran backwards while firing everything we had to stop the horde.  I turned and opened the safe room door.  "Get inside!" I told him and he quickly did while I covered him going in.  Once he was far enough inside, I started to amble in but I got grabbed by another Smoker!

Thinking I was about to die, I put my controller down and was about to tell him to shut the door when suddenly machine gun fire went off and the sounds of the Smokers death filled the air, along with my character coughing.  Realizing he had come back out to save me, I quickly picked my controller back up and made my way to the safe room.

We were the only ones of our team who made it to the safe room and because of our actions, we managed to secure enough points ahead of the other team to win, despite the ties in the later stages.  Just goes to show you, in times of desperation, even complete strangers can work together like they've known each other all their lives.

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« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2011, 07:40:50 PM »

Yo!  Kain here with a small announcement.  As some of you may have noticed, I've done a pretty decent job at posting a new story every single day.  However, at the rate I'm going...I'm going to burn out, my story quality is going to drop, the readers sometimes have trouble keeping up with me and throw in the fact that if my work isn't top quality, I'm not screwing myself over, I'm screwing you, the viewer over because you have to suffer through my terribly written work.

So I've decided to change Storytime with Kain to twice a week.  Tuesdays and Thursdays are when I will post a new story.  This gives me time to rest up and remember a few of my other tales, and it gives you guys who stopped reading, a chance to look back at a story you may have missed.

So, today is the last story from me until next Tuesday.  I hope you enjoy it.

Mario Kart Double Dash
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Settings:  Kain as Yoshi, Randy as Wario.  We're playing the cup where you have to race all 45??? cups in a row, on Mirror Mode.

So there we were.  We were on the VERY last race in the cup, barely with a 3 point lead.  We had to get first place on this match or we would lose the cup and have to start all over.  The computers were certainly making things difficult for us.  Now, Randy loved Mario Kart, but he wasn't good at driving so I did all the driving and I had him on item, attack and defense duty.

We were in first!  We were cruising along with a huge lead!  There was no possible way we could lose!  Suddenly out of nowhere, a blue she-wait...a BLUE SHELL!?!?!  OH CRAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!  We got hit!  Oh good, we're fine...they're still back there and there's just five feet to the fini-RED SHELL!?

Oh god...come on...we can still make i-GREEN SHELL!  What are the odds?!?!  Just as we recovered from that, THUNDER BOLT!  Then Toad ran us over!  We reshaped, then Bowser came charging by and spun us out!  Then suddenly a Chainchomp fly by and hit us!  Then a guy with a starman!  Then to add insult to injury, someone left a banana peel in front of us...we took last place and lost...we took sixth place because of this loss.

Randy was so pissed.  It had taken HOURS of convincing him to play this game again.  We had gotten this far and he was upset and slightly burned because of 150CC of this race.  But now we would have to do it all over?!  Needless to say, even I agreed with him and we took a month off.  The bitter taste of defeat never leaving for that entire month.

It just goes to show, life will give you lemons, but sometimes you lack the tools to make the lemonade.  So eat up and take your puckered eyes and lips with some dignity!

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« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2011, 01:59:38 AM »

Wow, the game really hated you, but, even still, awesome story :D
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« Reply #36 on: February 12, 2011, 03:54:38 AM »

I played Modern Warfare 2 once, let me tell you, the riot shield is amazing. It's the one weapon I can actually do something with. I like the one time where the guy I was playing against tried to shoot me from behind just as I pulled out my pistols so I could move faster, making the riot shield block the bullets. And I survived several copter and jet bombardments with my riot shield. Then there was the time I lay down in the grass with my pistols out, and he walked up without spotting me, so pumped about 20 pistol shots into his stomach and killed him.
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« Reply #37 on: February 13, 2011, 04:48:30 PM »

As you may have noticed, SWK took a plummit and hasn't been updated in a few days.  Well I'm going to give you two stories today to make up for Tuesdays and Thursdays lack of a story.

Call of Duty Black Ops
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So the match suddenly started and I was running around.  My build was the Scorpion, an SMG with high power but bad accuracy, a few flash grenades and the throwing hatchet, along with a pistol as my alternate.  As I was going around the stage looking for someone to kill, I went underground and suddenly me and another player saw each other from about ten feet away.

I froze, I was in the middle area with no places to possibly hide and with my SMG there was no way I could win in a gun fight against his assault rifle.  Suddenly, he began to fire and out of instinct, I started moving counterclockwise around in a circle, much to both of our amazement, I dodged every single bullet he fired at me.  Before his shock wore off, I quickly ran right up to him and knifed him.  I believe this was the first time I've ever gotten called on for hacking.  Just goes to show, sometimes it's not hacks.  Sometimes they're just better.



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Character:  Yoen  Gender:  Female  Class:  Close range unarmed fighter  Weapon of Choice (at the time.) Bladed gauntlet

I had just started playing this game and I was out exploring this brand new world known as the Mojave wasteland.  It was quite different from the Capital Wasteland from Fallout 3 but so far I was enjoying every minute of it.  Soon, I came across this town called Primm.  As I was heading in, I noticed a couple of ammo crates inside of this tent looking thing and walked up to it.

The cursor turned red and the words at the bottom of the screen said Open Ammo Box, meaning if I took whatever was inside, it would be considered stealing.  I did a quick look and didn't see anyone before I suddenly helped myself to the ammo inside.  No sooner had I closed the box when suddenly a voice yelled out, "Hey!  Put that back!" and immediately I started looking around before suddenly the pain icon appeared to my right and the sound of a revolver being fired filled the air along with my characters cry of pain.

I quickly turned and in an instant, I was on him and with a well aimed punch with the bladed gauntlet, had not only killed the man, but cleaved off his right arm and his head from his shoulders.  Once that was done, I suddenly got a warning that said I had gained Infamy with the NCR.  Now I was still new to this so I didn't really care at the time nor did I know who the NCR was.

His attacking me and my current fame led to all the other NCR characters in the area to open fire on me the moment they saw me, so I wound up killing everybody I came across.  Once that was settled, I did some other things like finding a new sheriff for the town, helping out by killing some escaped convicts and rescuing some captured people.

This went on for a bit and I saved and warped somewhere.  As I was walking, I saw two figures suddenly come running towards me.  The scary part was how FAST they were moving.  I didn't even think anything could run that fast.  Suddenly, this women with aviators and a giant ranger hat on stopped in front and spoke to me.  "Seeing as how you haven't pi**ed your pants yet, I figure you don't know who we are.  We are rangers from the NCR.  We've gotten word that you've been causing trouble.  We're here to give you a warning.  You have three days to clean up your act, or we're coming for you."

Scoffing, I pulled out my gauntlet and tore into her, only to do minimal damage and for her to turn around, pull her pistol out and shoot met once and I was dead.  Quite shocked, I reloaded and tried this again.  The third time I tried luring her around with grenades and mines and the last time I actually tried to fight with guns.  Nothing I did was saving me and she or her partner would kill me quickly.  Needless to say, I had a mission and that was to get my reputation with the NCR fixed in three days.

After much questing and doing jobs/chores for the NCR I was on my way to a new location recommended to me and suddenly, four Legion assassins suddenly appeared and pulled out their machetes.  I knew I was in for one hell of a fight when suddenly...four gunshots roared out and the assassins fell over dead.  Not sure what was going on, I turned around and it was the two NCR rangers from yesterday!

"We're just here to remind you, you've got two days left to fix your rep with the NCR."  and with that, the two were on their way...and I was left speechless, shocked and most of all angry.  The message was clear.  'We can kill you anytime we want.  We're just being nice and giving you a chance.'  Needless to say, my resolve was only strengthened.  It just goes to show, you don't want to mess with the wrong people because they may just be more than you can handle.

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« Reply #38 on: February 28, 2011, 12:37:22 AM »

Someone respond to this so Kain can post more funniness!
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« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2011, 04:24:07 AM »

yesh, we certainly needs more, but is bumping really the solution? wont that annoy someone? o.o
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« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2011, 02:46:38 AM »

Someone like myself? On second thought, yeah, probably. But that last one was still funny.
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« Reply #41 on: March 01, 2011, 04:09:08 AM »

Demons Souls
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Kain: Temple Knight  Dragon Longsword, Purple Flame Shield, Lava Bow, Crushing Battle Axe + 4, Old Kings Armor

Role and I were playing Demons Souls and we were trying to get through the mines in stage 2-2 to fight the Flamelurker.  Well we were making good time, I was alive and the host, she was the blue phantom.  We had made it to a halfway point where you first meet Patches and we had our first encounter with Bearpillbugs.  Giant pill bugs that either jumped on you at medium size, or at any size, had a massive stinger they used on you from their mouth.

The one thing these monsters all had in common, save for their smaller forms, were they all blew up upon death.  Now as we were exploring and killing off these things, we had encountered a flying type.  Role had the best dexterity, the stronger bow and was the long range fighter anyways.

Role had told me, "Stay back, I'll take care of these." but, they were getting very close to the ledge at a point where I could hit them.  So I was edging my way closer and closer, attacking any of the bugs that got close.  Until...I got next to the ledge.  "Kain....get back..."  "I got this one!" I replied back, dragon longsword in hand.  "Take this!  Lunging AttaaaaAAAA
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-Kain died like a bi***.  Session over-

But as Role was fading back to her own world...over the voice chat did her voice ring.  "WHAT PART OF STAY BACK AND LET ME HANDLE IT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!  YES, BECAUSE RUNNING UP TO A CLIFF WITH A SWORD TO HIT THE THING FLYING OUT OF REACH IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!"

Lesson learned.  Next time, stay behind the fence.

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« Reply #42 on: March 01, 2011, 04:12:46 AM »

AHAHAHA

EXCELLENT KAIN

EXCELLENT
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[9:00:50 PM] Randel Peltier: Ok...what did I do last night?
[9:01:19 PM] Kain: Something boring, repetitive, and lasted for about sixty seconds.
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[10:45:08 AM] Salanewt: But yeah, the elemental phalluses are being... Stroked up by Saturos and co., and the energy will go towards... Mt. Muffin, where the Golden Climax will arise.
[7:28:42 PM] Salanewt: An added bonus is that Isaac and co. were trying to stop Saturos and co. because their beliefs state that Mt. Muffin should remain a virgin.
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[9:54:21 PM] Randel Peltier: Guess the number in my head an you get to pick what I say. Number between 1-10
[9:54:28 PM] leaf: 11
[9:54:36 PM] Randel Peltier: @#$%!
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[8:38:13 PM] Randel Peltier: Shes like this queen up on a pedastal that I have yet to court.
[8:38:29 PM] Kain: You've tried courting her.
[8:38:43 PM] leaf: and failed spectacularly
[8:38:44 PM] Randel Peltier: Ive tried...shes the best dating game ever.
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[12:24:35 AM] Salanewt: I need to find a picture of a naked person to put on the Christmas tree next year.
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[2:19:06 PM] Zeadra: wait... Rief's a guy???
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[1:09:57 PM] Zeadra: well if you want to know if its a new effect or something weird, just check GS1, if side step is there maby it is the nimble dodge thing
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« Reply #43 on: March 01, 2011, 04:25:53 AM »

Yes, Fleta two shots these things and mister BRILLIANT GENIUS here takes several hits to take them down.  Several hits which, might I add, cause his character to move forward.  Needless to say, I was not amused, especially after CLEARING OUT EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE LEVEL for him while he was AFK!
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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2011, 07:46:45 PM »

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Skype voice chat with Role and leaf.

So we were in the midst of a conference call and something came up where I had began to look for something on my entertainment stand.  Now, at the top of said stand, is a giant stack of manga, magazines, CD cases and video games.  As I was looking for my item, I had unknowingly started to shake the stand around when I was moving stuff.  The movement caused my stacked pile of objects to start to sway and slowly slide off of each other and lean towards the edge.

As the conversation went on, I had noticed one of my stacks of manga was starting to fall so I reached up and pushed it back before I went back to my searching.  I had pulled a large object out from under my stand and it made the stand rock heavily.  I caught a glimpse of the items tipping over the edge and all I mustered was "DEAR GOD NOOOOOO!" before the loud noises of crashing books and items overtook me.

When I regained my senses, my headphones and glasses had been knocked off, my room was a mess and all I could hear aside from my groaning was leaf and Role howling with laughter on the mic for a full six minutes.  Lesson learned.  Stack those books better next time.

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Salanewt: Updated it to provide more info that I forgot to mention.
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Salanewt: I'm still trying to iron out IQ 2 but I'm pretty sure it's entirely random targeting.
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