Scientific PROOF that the Earth is flat!

[Menaus]

I have noticed several debates on this particular subject here. To all you godless atheists out there, let's settle this once and for all...

In the modern world it has become a widely spread lie that the earth is round. Of course, this is impossible. If the earth is round, then why don't people just fall off at the bottom?

The answer is simple: The Earth is not round!

Now, if we take a look at some scripture, it clearly tells us the earth is not round but flat:

Jeremiah 16:19:
O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.

According to Jeremiah 16:19, the earth has ends. There is no way a spherical earth could have ends, and therefore the earth must be flat. The Book of Revelation tells a similar story:

Revelation 7:1:
And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

A spherical earth cannot have corners, it is scientifically impossible. The only logical explanation is that the earth is flat. Checkmate atheists!

Isaiah 40:22:
It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

What Isaiah actually describes here is as follows (note: this is a link to a video where a True Christian Scientist™ debunks a false Christian interpretation of this passage):





The following image is taken from a creation science book. According to real scientists, this is how the universe really looks like:





Here we see how the planets, the sun and the moon revolve around the flat earth:





Now, if you still don't believe these scientific facts, here are some real photographs taken at the ends of the earth:









As you can see, this is a solid proof the Earth is flat. Why else would it have edges like these? ...because the earth is flat! That's why.

Sincerely,
Menaus

[Charon]

Your point is iNvAlID.

If ANYTHING, all this dOeS iS pRve that the world is AcTually a giant pyramid-ShAped solid.

[Rockisftw]

I never had to see anything this stupid, trolling or not.

[Salanewt]

I thought this was supposed to be scientific proof? I don't see any scientific sources in your post at all.

Besides, everyone knows the Earth can't be flat if it is a 3D object. It would have to be a cylinder at the very least, but the sides wouldn't be perfect either. Therefore, the Earth is actually an irregular 3D shape that resembles a sphere.

[Charon]

I stilL fIrMlY hOlD tHe belief that it is NONE OTHER THAN A PyRaMiD-sHaPeD sOlID.

Observe THESE PYRAMIDS:



THEY ArE fOrMeD in HONOUR of the shape OF THE EARTH!

YOUR Flat earth THEORY IS bUlLsHiT.

[Menaus]

No one likes to see facts thrown into their faces... Especially if those facts have proven wrong what everyone else has taught them.

[Salanewt]

So naturally, an extremely poor form of confirmation bias is the only thing that can be used to try to prove a point.

Lol, this is sort of a funny April Fools prank, but it isn't believable because the "Flat Earth is the centre of everything" theory was proven false so long ago.


Edit: It has been proven, however, that Earth is shaped like a mammary gland that underwent plastic surgery.

[Menaus]

If it is so obviously wrong, what better subject is there for trolling/april fools?

[Charon]

The PYRAMID is unusual SINCE IT IS a ShApE fOuNd AlL aCrOsS tHe WoRlD. hOw CaN yOu ExPlAiN the SIMILARITY between the SHAPE OF THE MaYaN pYrAmIdS sUcH aS tHe OnE shown beLOW:



To THAT Of ThE eGyPtIaN pYrAmIdS, mAnY mIlEs away?

Indeed, PYRAMIDS Still PREVAIL today in the MODERN WORLD:



OBVIOUSLY tHeY rEpReSeNt OuR DEEP CONNECTION to the EARTH, as the lower end is the EaRtH iTsElF aNd ThE pOiNtY eNd Is ThE sKy.

wHAT'S NEXT? Claiming the mOoN iS mAdE oUt Of ChEeSe? SInce it is OBVIOUSLY made OuT oF sOmE sOrT oF porous SPONGE.

If it is so obviously wrong, what better subject is there for trolling/april fools?

cAsE aNd PoInT.

[Menaus]

You're almost a good troll. :p

[Salanewt]

Hehe, you have a good point. To be honest, I can't think of anything but to try and prove that men can give birth. It certainly has generated a nice amount of discussion though, so kudos to you for that!

[Menaus]

WhErE iS mY rEp?

[Charon]

ThOsE wHo ASK FOR REP dO nOt ReCiEvE it.

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I see you have learned much from the secrets of Gaia Falls.

[Charon]

YoU aRe DeNyInG tHe ObViOuS fAcT tHaT gAiA fAlLs InDeEd WaS cReAtEd NoT fRoM a FlAt PeRsPeCtIvE, aS yOu SeEm To InSiNuAtE, bUt FrOm A pYrAmId-LiKe StRuCtUrE? i CaNnOt HeLp ThE fOoL wHo ReFuSeS tO aCcEpT wHaT eViDeNcE hAs BeEn PrEsEnTeD tO hIm In HiS oWn ArRoGaNcE!

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If anything, one should argue for a cylindrical structure, the true correct model of this earth. The concept of a pyramidal earth is preposterous, brought on only by selfish misinterpretations of the great and holy landmarks of old. Indeed, the true perfect structure is The Tower, most closely resembling that of a cylinder.

[Charon]

ThE tOwEr MoDeL iS pRePoStErOuS. hOw WoUlD yOu ExPlAiN tHe FaCt ThAt ThE pLaNeT dOeS nOt RoLl ArOuNd In SpAcE, lIkE a TuBe? ThIs Is ThE rEaSoN wHy I dEnIeD tHe "SpHeRiCaL eArTh" HyPoThEsIs (WhIcH, fRaNkLy, Is EvEn MoRe RiDiCuLoUs ThAn YoUr ThEoRy) In ThE fIrSt PlAcE.

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A TOWER IS STRONG AND UNMOVING. IT STANDS TALL AND PROUD FOR ALL WHOM GAZE UPON IT. A TRUE TOWER WILL BE LEFT UNCHALLENGED BY EVEN THE CHURNING SEA OR RAGING WINDS, THE TEARING EARTH OR SEARING FLAME. IT WILL NOT SIMPLY ROLL ABOUT SPACE AS A MERE TUBE.

[Charon]

a ToWeR mUsT hAvE sEtTlEd In SoMe SoRt Of StRoNg StRuCtUrE, hOwEvEr, AkIn To BeDrOcK. sHoW mE eViDeNcE oF sUcH a SuPpOrT aNd I wIlL gLaDlY rEtRaCt My PyRaMiDiStIc ViEwS.

ThE pYrAmId, HoWeVeR, dOeS nOt ReQuIrE tHiS sOrT oF sUpPoRt LaYeR. iT cAn BaLaNcE oN aNy Of ItS sIdEs, EqUaLlY aS wElL. sOmE hAvE eVeN tHeOrIzEd ThAt It CaN bAlAnCe On ThE vErTiCeS, a FeAt YoUr PaThEtIc ToWeR cOuLd NeVeR aCcOmPlIsH, hOnK!

[Daddy Poi's Oily Gorillas]

I think the earth resembles a figure of Kraden.  All pure with intelligence and beauty.  With a sense of variety.  The hair which the rain forests lie. The spores where you can go to see caverns and stuff. When a hurricane comes by, that is the earth taking a shower in the bath tub.  Careful not to get involved in any earthquakes. That's Kraden's towel sliding across his skin.

Eh. I could go on and on.