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Caps lock is activated.

[Lord Wolfram]

  Good evening.(To me it is still a day.)
Today is A beautiful day.
Shiny sun behind the clouds.
So about what I will inform you.
Topic:Help in finding music has been closed.
Isaac is making to me trouble.
Happy birthday to Role.
Felix helps out and finds solution about Isaac.
Agatio and Karst informs us about community project.
Menardi wether news.

  Allright.
So first thing of all.
Topic:Help in finding music has been closed.
Saturos is grateful for your help.
He informs you that he will chose this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNcPjPgbR5M

Could try Personal Jesus - what better way to thank friends and relatives for believing in your academic abilities while offering hope and goodwill to all for future endeavors than by celebrating to the rhythm of flight cases and suitcases being stomped on

His presentation of song is too awesome.
For others Saturos Says Thank you.

Isaac is making to me trouble.
  and were trying to delete all my records of story.
After then I trowed to them a cake but they escaped.
So I am writing scenario on computer.

Happy birthday to Role.
Let's don't forget our forum member Rolina.Today for her is a big day.
Sent her flowers and a kiss...

Felix helps out and finds solution about Isaac.
Felix says we don't have to worry about Isaac.
Felix have take care of him...I am scared of him...

Agatio and Karst informs us about community project.
  It seems that project is dead...
  No!Menardi said that Saturos is writhing scenario for project.
  And You believe her?
  What?Get out of here!
  What did I said wrong?


Menardi wether news.

Today is a Sunny day.
Stay in houses and play computer.
In day +30
in night - 21

 
In the end I am saying that I am not leaving forever.
Wait for me in 15/06/14.

[Knight of Purgatory]

That's a nice story and all, but isnt the leaving user thread for that? Well, doesnt matter though, see you soon ^_^

[Rolina]

Actually, this is kinda cute.  I wouldn't mind seeing it as an ongoing feature.  +1 for creativity and awesome~

[Fox]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing more myself.

As you see guys, it's Rolina's birthday! You should all wish her a happy 27th!
Happy birthday, Rolina! I can see good things in your future.
Happy birthday, girl! How do you like it in Contigo?
Happy birthday! Did you get anything for me?
I think you have it backwards Garet. You're supposed to give something to her. Anyway, happy birthday!
Happy birthday.
Happy bird--
Happy birthday. I guess it's time to replace Piers batteries.

[zman9000]

This might be a sorta good idea... but what kinda news would be good? I think like a daily post would be good. Should we include only news about the site, or other news like gaming, or tech?

I think you are just over thinking this.
Coming from you, that doesn't sound convincing.

...

[roger]

  No worries! We'll report the news all the time.
  Sigh... GSHC doesn't have THAT much news...
  DO NOT QUASH MY AMBITIONS YOU SOULLESS SWINE

[zman9000]

This is Prox News for 5/16/2014
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This just in. it seems like the united nations are talking about killer unmanned robots.

Um excuse me? They are doing what?

you heard me! killer robots! life from the movies. They are talking about what to do about them should they be invented.

you have got to be kidding me! don't they have anything better to do then-

O! We just got a report from out side the U.N building by one of our reporters. lets now jump over to our reporter to see what he has to say. Are you there Felix?

Hello Karst! I can hear you.

So, What exactly is going on over there?

Its kinda Crazy over here. Apparently most of the fuss has to do with south korea's SGR-A1 robots, which can fire if they detect someone crossing the border from north to south korea with out human interaction.

Hmm. This sounds like an awful lot of fuss over one nation's problems.

Well its that and the fact these kinds of robots exist so they want to pass a law and-

NOOO! No robots! this is the end! Ban them all! if you don't i'll do it my self-
Security!
Put your hands up where i can see them!
WAHHHHH!
(fighting noises)

um it seems we are having technical problems... uhh.. back to you Karst...

... ... ...

and now we go over to alex for gaming news. Alex?

Hehehe... hehe.... wahaha...

Alex?

O right... Today in gaming news, Microsoft is selling the xbone with out the connect! It will be $100 cheaper, as that's what the connect costs. Why they didn't have this in the first place I'll never know. Back to you Agatio! ... heheheh... WAHAHAHA!

... well, anyway thats all the time we have today. check in tomorrow for more.

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This Has Been Prox News for 5/16/2014, have a good day everyone!

(note from Z): something like this guys?

[Lord Wolfram]

  Good evening.(To me it is...cloud day?)
So about what I will report today.
Reason why Saturos returned?
Isaac was found in forest of kolima.
Prox news new maker success.
And interview with  this guy.

Reason why Saturos returned?
 
Well it is like this...exams are really stressing me out and I am tired.
 today I have a free day and I decised to see you all and is it bad?
 Ah yes this is my last post I think we will meat again after my exams.
Isaac was found in forest of kolima.
  So Isaac what happened to you?
  Felix sold me to aliens and they made a lot of experiment's with my body.
  Seriously?
  Call Felix! He will tell the truth.
  Allright. Menardi call Isaac in studio.
  Allright. Felix come in.
  Hi Saturos.
  Hey old friend.
  Felix! tell them the truth!
  What's up with him? I just took him to home?
(Jenna rushes in.)
  Isaac there you are.
  Alien!
  Allright.
so next thing is...
Prox news new maker success.
  Our new companion is zman9000.
His news are well made originally and so going...
We can't copy the new art from others so if someone wishes to join us.
Make your own style news.
Discusion ore  something like that.

And interview with  this guy.

  Get out that djinni!
 ???
  umm you all see that a wrong person arrived.
Hey where is Alex?
  I don't know.
  Allright operator back to work!

  So in the end wether news.
  Today is awful day...
day+1
night-58
So go outside for a walk.

  So in the end I want to say that I will return to get redy for exsams. keep up the good work.

[roger]

  A SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM IVAN AND FELIX 

  Well, I tried really hard to do something unique by mixing Venus Djinn with Jupiter Djinn.
  Really, what do you mean?
  Well, let's see, we have Flint and Gust right here, ready in standby...
 
  And if we combine them... we should have... SANDSTORM!
...
...
...
...


"i SeEK THe SOUls OF WeEPinG ForGOTTen ChiLDREn..."
  GOOD FLIPPING IRIS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING
  Uh...


"DoN'T You WANt tO PLay wITh ME"

*random static ensues*

  Well that didn't quite end as I expected it to.

[Fox]

Good morning, everyone.  If you don't know yet, Saturos is out for the day, so I'm substituting for him. He told me to tell everyone hi for him.
Today, there's a beautiful sunshine, with some clouds approaching from the east.
Today's report consist of the following headlines.
Someone is putting words in someone's mouth.
Jupiter's overhaul.

Someone is putting words in someone's mouth.
There appears to be the usual mis-interpretation between a couple people.
This wasn't the first time this has ever happened.
...
...
We have to put words in Felix and Isaac's mouth all the time, since they don't speak much!
You do that to me, too, right? Except, literally.

Jupiter's Overhaul
Reports say that a Venusian wants to take over Jupiter.
The leader of Jupiter is too busy watching television.
Recent reports say that Jupiter is empty, and that there's nothing there to take.

[Lord Wolfram]

  gone drink.
Hi!
I can't tell any news right now.
sorry.
Keep up the good work.
Hmm...
good bear Lāčplēsis.

Spoiler for Hidden:

I am not drinking
just a joke.

[FrozenWrath]

Please tell me that I'm insane.

[Fox]

Alex 1: You are insane!

Alex 2: I see, nice knowing y'all!

[Lord Wolfram]

  good evening anybody today is snowy day in northen poles.
So about what I will inform you.
First exam is over.
glorious battle.
saturos is writhing story.
wether news.

First exam is over.
  My first exam is over and it was stressing me out.
Of curse I was cheating but a little.
two days were for exam in Latvian language.
first day was in writhing skills.
second day was test for speaking.
speaking part or something like that.
in speaking part I got 18 points from 20.
in writing skill ???

glorious battle.

  hey Garet where is Jenna?
  what?
  that red haired girl.
  you mean her? Hi Isaac?
  Arrrgh
  ouch!

Saturos is writhing story.

  Is it worthy to contune the story?
  No! se ya!
  I think it is.
  Back to work operator!

wether news.
  Today is really hot day.
day +40
night +64
Do what you want se ya.

[Lord Wolfram]

  good evening anybody today is raining...
So about what I will inform you.
Necroposting or news?
Lord Wolfram speaks about himself.
Agatio and Karst talks about Prox new destiny.
Wether news.

Necroposting or news?
  So you must be wondering why this tread is activated?
To put is simply I need to talk about some things that's all.

Lord Wolfram speaks about himself.

  And so for the first time I welcome you here Lord Wolfram.
As you all know I was once the avatar of Lord Wolfram but Now he created hes own character. Listen what he have to say.


Lord Wolfram:Hello my friends it's been a long time. I'm afraid that we won't meat long time. But once I will finish my work I will return here and by that time I hope that we can contune making this game Golden sun War of Alchemy. Well I am making game which is about my character Wolfram and it will be Fire emblem type game. Once it is finished I will make tread for it in this community too.
If someone want to help me creating this game contact me and we will decide how we will work.
  Thank you that you offered some time and I suppose you will leave. We will always wait for you here. Good bye Wolfram.

Agatio and Karst talks about Prox new destiny.
  I suppose this news will meat it's end...
  I am afraid that's correct. Well this is it Agatio we must take our leave.

Wether news.
  I.. I can't do this.
  I can you all will freeze to death hahaha.


  This was the last post of Prox news from Lord Wolfram. Farewell.

[Fox]

April 18, 2019, 01:18:08 AM

Fox: Thinking.... meme topics.....    Isaac: Stop calling me a sack! Also, don't call me sick either!

[Fox]

April 03, 2019, 08:24:45 PM

Fox: Really don't see the point in the Crystal or even the crown conversation, but whatever... (I mean, if you want to do it, then just do it. - Doesn't need to be at GSHC, because there are no longer clan leaders at GSHC.)

[squizzy44]

April 03, 2019, 03:59:33 AM

squizzy44: We all need to band together to take down Crystal.

[Fox]

April 02, 2019, 12:00:09 AM

Fox: Your clan?  You can't edit it manually, so you have to tell an admin so they can do it. There's actually a topic for when you pick a clan... but uhh... I've no idea if an admin will see it via that, though. (Kain will certainly see id you ping him on GSHC Discord.)

[squizzy44]

April 01, 2019, 05:28:42 PM

squizzy44: How do I change my position on my profile? I haven't used the site in nearly 10 years...

[Fox]

March 31, 2019, 10:10:15 PM

Fox: I still wonder if a Tret glitch for speedrunning exists... I don't think I looked into if the PC was on one of the other layers. (Which basically the second layer edits @-0x200 instead of @-0x100... in the event you are going up (y-axis) out of bounds.) Hm.

[Fox]

March 31, 2019, 06:18:43 PM

Fox: Not me.

[Salanewt]

March 31, 2019, 02:59:38 PM

Salanewt: I don't know of any, although if there were then we'd have to send it as a patch file. I think someone is working on it at least!

[MaxiPower]

March 29, 2019, 07:51:48 PM

MaxiPower: no such thing exists

[reeZ931]

March 26, 2019, 03:38:42 AM

reeZ931: I would really appreciate it 

[reeZ931]

March 26, 2019, 02:39:38 AM

reeZ931: Anyone have a golden sun rom where you can play as saturos and menardi properly? 

[Fox]

March 25, 2019, 09:31:15 PM

Fox: It would explain why everyone leaves so quickly after taking our bananas.

[Fox]

March 24, 2019, 10:36:10 PM

Fox: Wouldn't bananas increase agility the more you have? Like... Diddy Kong Racing reference.

[Average Wind Seer]

March 22, 2019, 11:19:11 PM

Average Wind Seer: Banana: Restores 50PP to user. Restores 40PP to Isaac if Jenna uses this item.

[Salanewt]

March 22, 2019, 09:57:53 PM

Salanewt: Lol. I mean, I am thinking of adding a banana item to GS so...

[Fox]

March 22, 2019, 09:48:42 PM

Fox: Ooh! Sala's back!  I think he wants a banana.  All this banana talk must have attracted him.

[Fox]

March 22, 2019, 08:56:52 PM

Fox: :O I just notice I have no Coins to buy bananas with! (You know, the coins feature this forum has.)

[Fox]

March 04, 2019, 08:45:44 PM

Fox: Aw.  I kind of want to suggest dressing up in a banana costume.  No wait, that's a bad idea.

[Average Wind Seer]

March 04, 2019, 04:24:10 AM

Average Wind Seer: *angry gorilla noises that roughly translates to "Stay the [redacted] off my island and don't touch my [redacted] bananas"*

[Fox]

March 04, 2019, 03:06:07 AM

Fox: Gosh. This is like playing whack-a-mole! What's taking you so long with the bananas?! :D

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